Suburban Perks

One of the "best" things about working in the suburbs is that it's like southern Illinois, but with nicer cars and pretension.

For example, I have an awesome co-worker who is a big fucking misogynist asshole with bad 80s hair (Hello - did he not get the message that you're not supposed to let gel harden in your hair?) and clothes. Here's a hint skinnyshit, buy a new suit and some new ties. The floral ones are doing you NO good.