Recycling Can Be Harder When Your Lazy

I have an old laptop that I need to recycle / get rid of. (it actually has a docking station the size of a high school history textbook). What the f**k am I supposed to do with it? Well, the lovely CITY has an electronics recycling center that takes all kinds of hazmat stuff (ok - really only household hazmat stuff - like paint, light bulbs, cleaning supplies, and electronics).

BUT - I had to get up early and go there on my way to work because they're only open from 7am to 12 pm on Tuesday and some other odd hour/day. And I was lazy. And the bed was cozy. And sipping coffee in my stolen easy chair watching the street life was a little more inviting. Next week I promise I'll go. And I'll take dead light bulbs, some batteries and those 10 gallons of paint that are left over from my numerous painting sprees.